Once a week my girlfriends and I get together for a girly, weekly catch up. We share our trials, tribulations and dilemmas of the week. Some are funny and some are just downright bloody hilarious.
I decided that between the four of us we had quite some stories to share. My girlfriends are a never ending font of writing material for me, so they gave me their permission to write up their stories along with my own funny daily mishaps.
These stories are all true, unfortunately for us, but they make for some great dinner party stories.
For obvious reasons, I have used random names to protect their identity. I mean it wouldn’t be fair would it, would you want to own up to some of these hilarious misadventures as a desperate housewife?
Here are some of the funniest accounts of daily activities gone wrong. Maybe you think you’re the only one these kind of things happen to. I am here to prove you all wrong. In fact on the contrary, I would ask, “Is it just us”?
For a quick read on a coffee break to bring a smile to your day!
Choose Your Desperate Housewife Story Below!
What A Shitty Morning
Weekends are supposed to be a time for relaxing! Not in this house.
The dog has had a funny tummy during the night, minor has found it with his bare toes and somebody call my husband an ambulance.
Surely things like this don’t happen in normal households. Do they?
Don’t Get Your Knickers In A Twist!
Wearing your underwear on the wrong side of your clothes! This could only happen to a Desperate Housewife.
All those lovely smiley people, all those looks from the sexy school daddies and Amelia is feeling every inch the sex siren until she arrives home and realises why they were all staring!!!
Read Don’t Get Your Knickers In A Twist!
Loo-zing My Dignity
A shopping trip with Mother, Grandmother and baby sounds pleasant enough doesn’t it? Not this shopping trip. An unfortunate tummy bug hits this Desperate Housewife right in the middle of a store with no public bathrooms.
A Portaloo experience like you’ve never heard before. If you find the footage on YouTube please discard!!
Surprise Birthday Threesome
She needs to think of an excuse quickly to convince her husband to give her some cash on a birthday weekend in Prague.
A small white lie grows increasing out of control.
Will she ruin his surprise party by leading him to believe he was getting much more?
Read Surprise Birthday Threesome
Sunday Lunch With A Side Of WHAT?
As the Summer sun has long since left, the heating has automatically kicked in this week and seems to have brought with it a funky kind of smell.
I thought minor had left his trainers under the sofa, he knows his shoes are not allowed indoors due to the smell. But no, no shoes could be found.
Read Sunday Lunch With A Side Of WHAT?
Safe Word “RED”
Sometimes, some things are best left to those who know how.
A date night that includes 50 Shades of Grey, a stop in at the local sex store and trying her hand at some BDSM. It goes horribly wrong and she is left stranded like a beached whale on the sofa.
Safe Word REEEEEEEEED!
In The Bar
The sexy guy across the bar was definitely coming on to her before her alarm snatched her from this all too familiar dream.
Retail therapy is needed after her best jeans end up in the trash. After an unfortunate shopping trip, tea and biscuits will have to suffice to heal one very bruised ego!
What The Swat
The Bilderberg Group (google them) have moved into the neighbourhood causing more problems than she could ever have predicted. However, being followed into the forest by a 5 strong SWAT team was causing her imagination to go into overdrive.
In the blistering sunshine, with her hair and heels in place, she transforms herself into ice cream lady for the local police force.
Hospital Horror ~ Part 1
With her youngest child hospitalised for asthma, our desperate housewife finds herself daydreaming about Dr. Drop Dead Gorgeous, much to the horror of her husband.
Getting herself tied up in the hospital equipment and throwing her red wine up the walls brought her more attention than she was looking for.
Hospital Horror ~ Part 2
With her youngest child hospitalised for asthma, our desperate housewife finds herself daydreaming about Dr. Drop Dead Gorgeous, much to the horror of her husband.
Getting herself tied up in the hospital equipment and throwing her red wine up the walls brought her more attention than she was looking for.
Pocket Rocket Rabbit Launcher
The joys of accidentally finding a new toy – Sharon gets a rude awakening when her young nephew discovers her vibrator looks like a rocket and he tries to build it into his lego!!
Read Pocket Rocket Rabbit Launcher
Fabulous At Fifty
Natascha tells us her story of reaching fifty and against all odds how fabulous it was. Not to mention the hot men falling over themselves to get to her 🙂
Hilarious read for a coffee break!
Mama’s Mayhem
Being laid up doing nothing was driving Meg stir crazy. The steroid injections for her poor back were giving her a false sense of strength, so she decided to get up and clean the back bedroom. Things went from bad to worse in no time at all in true Desperate Housewife fashion!